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aLwAyS kUsH rAhO..............

2011-02-13T23:38:00.001-08:00

Hello

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...

Office me khush raho

Ghar mein khush raho

Aaj paneer nahi hai

Dal mein hi khush raho

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi

Do kadam chal ke hi khush raho

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi

TV dekh ke hi khush raho

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khushraho

Laptop na mila to kya

Desktop mein hi khush raho

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...

Aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho

Haste hasate ye pal bit jaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho 
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho 

Jitana Badhakar Mila Usmehi hi Khus Raho !!!!!

Hamster

2010-11-18T00:45:00.000-08:00

Hamster: "This lively pet hamster will keep you company throughout the day. Watch him run on his wheel, drink water, and eat the food you feed him by clicking your mouse. Click the center of the wheel to make him get back on it."

The Blue Princess

2010-09-26T22:56:00.000-07:00

The Blue Princess

Affection & Attachments
Play a strange role
For material or immaterial
Feelings are tough to console

This goes for my Hyundai i10..my car... i would rather say my companion who left my company by sacrificing itself to save my life

I would not refer my i10 as “it” i would refer as “her” .. as i believe she had ‘Life’ .. and she was..she is..and she will forever be a part of my life in my memories

The Blue Princess,as i called her was one of the best buddies i ever had who was with me till the end..

Here...It Goes....

The blue moon:
Out of the blue moon
Came a day
A charismatic blue princess
Came my way

The first Sight;
Waiting at the porch,
My steps nearing her
Moments were speechless
My eyes admiring her

Budding friendship:

The First touch
A tie of companionship
And a silent promise
Of an everlasting friendship

The Charisma:
The eyes on the streets
The birds in the sky
Even the winds would pacify
When the blue princess would pass by..

The cruise:

Without a quiver her engines faired,
everytime i took the wheel.
Like a book’s pages that turned
Every drive was driven by the feel

Tour-de-paradise:

Through the mists in the mountains
Through the showers of the monsoons,
Through the beauty of the paradise enliving,
She moved like the descent of a spring.

Magic of silence:

Mesmerising sense of her togetherness
Ever moment so timeless
Never a worry about the destiny
My heart with her lost in the journey

Dire streets:
Dawned a day when fate was in dire streets
The summer had brought along a prick in the heat
So sudden was the moment, my world was shattered
A blink of an eye & my love was tattered

Cold Summer:
Never did i think
Life could be so unfair
Summer it was..
But cold was the air..

Boulevard of memories:
In the boulevard of memoris
My heart will always stay
With my blue princess
Every heartbeat, Every moment, Everyday....

........... Mayur Arya

★ HOT SUMMER : A MESSAGE FOR ALL ★

2010-03-22T07:51:00.000-07:00

Many Birds die in Summer without water.

Save them.

Plz put Water Pots for thirsty Birds at Balcony/Window etc.

Fwd dis msg to save them.

God will Help u.

GARMI AA GAI HE.............

HAR SAal garmi me.. hazaron panchhi pyaas k karan mar jate he....

So I request yOU ane ghar ki chhat ya diwar par 1 pani kabartan jaroo rakhen.

taki pyaarse pakshi ani pyaas buzaa saken... Aur marne se bach jaenge...

AACHA LAGEGA....

...

Avoid NON -VEG

2010-03-09T19:38:00.001-08:00

HORRIBLE!!!! !

Let Us Stop Eating this..

Foie Gras

Foie Gras Foie Gras means "Fat Liver"

It's very very luxury menu that originates from France But this dish comes from FORCE FEEDING a goose to make them develope FATTY LIVER DISEASE.

Let's see the source of this wonderful dish

The geese are forced to eat.. even if it does not desire to

The metal pipe pass through the throat to stomach ...even if it does not want to eat anything, To make the liver bigger and fatter.

Cages are very small and they force the geese to stay in one position to avoid using energy, thus converting all food into fat.

How sad their eyes show up

....

Their legs were bloated from long standing everyday. No need to sleep because they will be caught to eat again.

Although they try to defend themselves But it is useless.

How sad this life is..
.

They are forced to eat until they are dead or their bodies cant stand with this. You see... the food is over its mouth .

.

The left who survive have crapped to be inflamed asses...blood easily come up with the shit

Not only mouth hurt, throat hurt , all time stomach ache from the food , Fat to bloated legs , no sleep , no excercise But also no free movement for life to see the sky or river

To get the beautiful and white liver that becomes unusually big like this , As Liver-canned from aboard.

STOP THE DAILY TORTURE AND CRUELTY TO THE POOR ANIMAL.

STOP TAKING THIS DISH OR PRODUCT NOW.
STOP THE DEMAND AND THE SUPPLY WILL END.

How sad this life is..?!! 

Don't U think?!!!  

For Hearts are often broken by words left unspoken!

2009-12-18T22:48:00.001-08:00

I don't need anyone to take advantage
of my weaknesses or my strengths,
I need someone who will appreciate
me for everything that I am.

People won't remember what you did.
People won't remember what you said.
But, people will remember how you made them feel.

True love is falling in love with your best friend,
and only then, will you find the meaning of happiness.

Never say 'I like you' if you don't care.
never talk about feelings if they're not there.
never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.

It's hard to live alone,
its hard to choose someone to love,
but the hardest part of falling
is to admit that you have fallen in love
with someone you didn't mean to love from the start...

We all want to fall in love.
Why? Because that experience
makes us feel completely alive.
Where every sense is heightened,
every emotion is magnified,
our everyday reality is shattered
and we are flying into the heavens.
It may only last a moment, an hour, an afternoon.
But that doesn't diminish its value.
Because we are left with memories
that we treasure for the rest of our lives.

Love is not measured by how you feel,
but how you make the other person feel.

When traveling the path of life,
and finding love along the way,
everything looks new and different.
Little do you know it is the same old landscape
you used to see all of the time;
love has just given you new eyes.

GOD puts a certain person in our Lives for a Reason,
And whatever Reason that GOD
had in mind for putting you into mine...
I don't mind... I am just thankful HE did.

Love may mean taking chances, but their worth taking.

Love, is letting go of fear

So often we don't say 'I love you'
because we fear losing someone,
but more often we lose them
because we fear saying 'I love you'

If you love someone, tell them...
for hearts are often broken by words left unspoken!

Was Life Supposed to be Like This?

2009-12-18T22:29:00.000-08:00

As I sit in the bright sun,
with the warm rays falling on my face
I can’t help but think,
Is life a journey to be cherished?
or a tough race to be finished?
People rush to get things done
never stop for a bit of fun.
Was life supposed to be like this?

As I hear the little birds chirp,
The sound of it reaches my heart
I can’t help but think,
Is there a reason for people to be selfish?
Or is it just a desire to be the best?
What are they trying to gain
When they are ready to sacrifice their respect?
Was life supposed to be like this?

As I feel the wind blowing,
With its oh-so-lovely touch,
I can’t help but think
Why can’t we just go with the flow?
Why are there wars
and why are there battles,
The world was made for all humans alike.
Was life supposed to be like this?

As I hear the horns blaring,
And see the cars zipping by
I cant help but think
Of what use is our life?
When not a difference we can make.
No time to relax, no time for leisure,
And no time to spend with people we love
Life sure wasn’t supposed to be like this.

Amazing Face Expressions of An Egg

2009-11-13T04:38:00.000-08:00

Amazing Face Expressions of An Egg

Baat Jab Main Karu'n, Munh Se Nikle Dhuyaa'n

Jal Gayaa - Jal Gayaa Mere Dil Ka Jahaa'n

Jaane Fir Kyu'n... Jalaati Hai, Duniya Mujhe

Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Ab Humaare Dil Mein Hai
Dekhna Hai Zor Kitna Baaju-e-Qaatil Mein Hai

Rote-Rote Hansna Seekho, Hanste-Hanste Rona

Jitni Chaabi Bhari Raam Ne, Utna Chale Khilauna

Gore-Gore Tan Par Kisne Ye, Saus Hai Daala
Maar Daala - Maar Daala

Shukar Karo Ke Pade Nahi'n Hain, Abhi Meri Maa Ke Dande
Do Hi Haath Mein Ho Jaate, Armaan Tumhaare Thande

He Raam Ji Duhaayi, Sarupnakha Aayi
Apne Lakshman Ko Sambhaalo, Meri Maa Mujhe Bachaa Lo

Maaro Ke Todo Ji Tangdi, Ye Ghar Jaaye Ho Ke Langdi
Baiyaa'n Pakdo - Haath Marodo, Gori-Gori Baanh Na Chhodo

Akele Hum - Akele Tum
Jo Hum-Tum Sang Hain To, Fir Kayaa Hai Gham

Madhuri Dixit Mili Mujhe Raste Mein, Khaaye Chane Hum Ne Saste Mein
Boli Tere Sang Shaadi Manaayu, Ghar Aa Ke Roti Banaa Ke Khilaayu

Meri Baat Sun Kar Hansna Nahi'n, Baato'n Mein Meri Dekho Fansna Nahi'n
Main Sab Sach Kahta Hu'n Aap Ki Qasam, Maine Piya Nahi'n Whiskey, Beer Ya Rum

Hum Se Kya Bhool Huyi, Jo Ye Sazaa Hum Ko Mili ?

Aye Khuda Har Faisla - Tera Mujhe, Manzoor Hai
Saamne Tere - Tera Anda Kitna, Mazboor Hai !

Re-Birth of An Eagle

2009-11-13T03:01:00.000-08:00

Re-Birth of An Eagle

Re-Birth of An Eagle-1

Re-Birth of An Eagle-2

Re-Birth of An Eagle-3

Re-Birth of An Eagle-4

Re-Birth of An Eagle-5

Re-Birth of An Eagle-6

Re-Birth of An Eagle-7

Re-Birth of An Eagle-8

Re-Birth of An Eagle-9

Re-Birth of An Eagle-10

New Orkut Fever

2009-11-09T11:02:00.000-08:00

Orkut Orkut And every where Orkut... New orkut is making its way through each and every Thing... well i am also fan of Orkut since 4 years.. here are my some funny graphics which are related to New orkuts Invitations.... i think it will surely make u laugh.. Plz leave ur comments.. ..

Features Of New Orkut

>Simpler and faster
>Easy navigation to other Google properties
>Fast photo uploads and photo sharing
>Quicker status updates and commenting on status!
>And lots more fun...

Join The Official community And get new orkut
( http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community?cmm=49210408)

Join this Community to know more about New Orkut and to Try Various Tricks to make your profile look great "NEW ORKUT- HTML Scraps and Posts"
( http://www.orkut.co.in/Main#Community?cmm=49210408)

Ok.... You Already Have All This Information... Let Me Tell you Something That you dont Know =)

Here comes our Super Hero Sasi-Man
(He Is The Official Orkut Person Who Has Designed new Orkut)

Babys Day Out
(Every One On Orkut Has Run Or Are Still Running For New Orkut)

Santa Is worried this Time
(Christmas Is Coming Near And Santa Is Not Able To Find A Gift Better Then "New Orkut")

Its a Sachins Personal Request

Aliens Thoughts:

Doctors Advice:

Pappu Fail Ho gaya..
(Exams Are Going On And Orkut Has Launched NEW ORKUT, See The Results)

Now Even God Says..

If You Liked This Article Please Post Comment For Sure =)
And Keep Loving Neelam's Community =)

Whenever

2009-11-02T08:52:00.000-08:00

Whenever I walk unaided in the gloomy and silent road,

I always sense that you are

alongside me holding my hands.

Whenever I shed my tears

I always feel that you are here to weep my tears.

Whenever I lose my expectations

I always feel that you are here to prop up me.

Whenever I close my eyelids

I always get image of yours in my dreams.

Whenever, wherever I go I always

feel that you are with me.

Whenever I start thinking it

starts with you and ends with you.

Whenever I try to illuminate

that whether it’s a nightmare or a realism

It always makes feel that it’s neither a

nightmare nor a realism its

nothing expect so called love.

Whenever I want to die I always felt

that you are trying to impede me.

How much I know that you are the only

one who leads my so called life.

You are the one who can transform

my darken life into a great life.

For a second I can’t stop thinking about you

because it would be the last day of my life.

I want you always be there in my vision because

without seeing you a second I can’t live my life.

I want my life to start with you and end with you.

Lead my so called life.

Candles of Love

2009-11-01T20:58:00.000-08:00

Aankho'n Se Jo Utri Hai Dil Mein
Tasveer Hai Ek Anjaane Ki

Khud Dhoondh Rahi Hai Shamaa Jise
Kya Baat Hai Us Parwaane Ki

Aankho'n Se Jo Utri Hai Dil Mein..

Wo Uske Labo'n Par Shokh Hansi
Rangeen Sharaarat Aankho'n Mein

Saanso'n Mein Muhobbat Ki Khushboo
Wo Pyaar Ki Dhadkan Baato'n Mein

Duniya Meri Badal Gayi
Ban Ke Ghataa Nikal Gayi
Tauba Wo Nazar Mastaane Ki

Khud Dhoondh Rahi Hai Shamaa Jise
Kya Baat Hai Us Parwaane Ki

Aankho'n Se Jo Utri Hai Dil Mein..

Andaaz Wo Uske Aane Ka
Chupke Se Bahaar Aaye Jaise

Kahne Ko Ghadi Bhar Saath Rahaa
Par Umar Guzaar Aaye Jaise

Unke Bina Rahungi Nahi'n
Kismat Se Ab Jo Kahi'n Mil Jaaye

Khabar Deewane Ki

Khud Dhoondh Rahi Hai Shamaa Jise
Kya Baat Hai Us Parwaane Ki

Aankho'n Se Jo Utri Hai Dil Mein..

New Orkut - all you want to know about it!!!!

2009-10-31T20:51:00.000-07:00

Introducing the latest New ORKUT for you

yes friends the latest version of orkut has been released,with whole new features making it more simpler and friendly n easier to use.Many new features are also introduced.i found it much more interesting and refreshing.
but the sad side is its invitation based only as of now.but we have few invitation with us,if u want to try new orkut yourself just visit our comm. and be active there
you might be lucky to get one
the comm. are.....
1. I LOVE MY NAME
2. BOYS vs GIRLS(who is d best?)
lets have a review of new orkut.....

The first thing what i noticed is whole new look,it can be personalized with your choice of colour,and browsing google sites is much easier also u can search web right from orkut homepage.

New shortcuts have been made,like clicking On ORKUT logo opens shortcuts,shortcuts for profile,scraps is also available seperately on homepage

The tag and Profile display pic can be updated right from the Homepage,just by clicking on them

It is easier to manage and search among friends and communities,there is seperate search box and scroll button to search them,Also there is manage on homepage itself

5. the Most delightful thing is for the MODERATORS & CO-OWNERS,they can accept all members easily n conveniently right from HOMEPAGE
6.we can comment on status and tagline of friends right from new updates section.Also new updates have been defaultly activated for all.

7. scrapping has been done much more simpler with no more HTML codes needed to write text or insert emoticons just a simple click does all this.even uploading video is much easier.
You can refresh your scrapbook too.

8. editing all the pics of ur album is more convenient, a single popup window comes with all the needed tools

9. we can add html on the profile- about me,also editing about me has been made much easier just a double click opens it for editing.

10. the logo beside the name of profile shows who have the new orkut and you can ask them to invite you for new orkut.

Overall there are many new changes which make orkutting much more exciting and funfilled.this is a new and heartly welcomed step from developers of orkut

I wish u get to try the latest version as soon as possible,happy Orkutting

Golden Memory nice one

2009-10-30T05:50:00.000-07:00

1. On being Late:

"Kab shuru hui class?"

"Attendance ho gayi kya??"

"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"

"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"

"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga......."

" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"

"wo bhi iss class ke liye "

2. During the lecture:

"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is

........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."

"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."

"Saala apne aapko Newtonsamajta hai"

"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj........"

"Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh"

"Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha......."

"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."

"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"

3. Lab:

"Expt. 2 likha??"

"last time tu aaya the kya?""

"Karna kya hai??"

"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"

"Areee tu to bura maan gaya.......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."

4. Sessionals Test:

"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "

"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."

"Oye Sushil kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."

After test......

"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!

5. For attendance

"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya"

"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"

"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."

6. Late submission of assignments:

" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"

"Ab mein kya karu usne mere ko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"

"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "

7 . After exam:

"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."

"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"

"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."

"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"

8 . VIVA (b4 exam):

"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"

"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."

"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."

"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai"

9 . Submission:

"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"

"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"

"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"

"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."

"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"

10 .Copying Assignments:

"Ye tune kya likha hai????"

(The best one)

"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"

"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."

"Koi hint........"

"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"

12. Exam:

"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!

"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"

"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"

"tere paas is ke notes hai??"

"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"

"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"

"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE

"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"

"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."
I AGREE !! !!

Eternal Love

2009-10-10T10:56:00.000-07:00

~Eternal love~

The perfect love used to be only in dreams it seems,
but when I first saw you, it changed everything even my life..
I knew right off that you were the one who will be part of my life,
I hoped we would be together forever, I knew we’d have fun!
Whenever we hug, I get chills up my bristle,
Can’t stop thinking about you; thinking all time.. every moment

Nothing in this world can change what you mean to me,
No one can change my feelings for you..
you’re all that I want, all that I need is you,
when I look into those stunning brown eyes,
it makes me realize,
you are the most gorgeous on earth.
I found my boy so now I can end my search.
Every night when I get down to pray,
I thank God for you baby because you lighten up my day!
I can give the world away just to be with you,
now that I’ve found you, there’s nothing which I can’t do for you.
I’d sacrifice it all just to be with you forever.
You’ve twisted my life around,
when you’re with me its impossible for me to scowl.
I will appreciate every moment spent in your presence,
because you’re my perfect angel God sent you for me from heaven.
Now tell me that we belong together,
Just wanna hear that you will be with me forever.
Tell me that you love me and will love forever.,
I just want you to see,
I truly love you from my deep corner of the heart.
You’re the proof that my love is alive,
You’re the reason why I m alive in this world..
My breathe my life are all yours, don’t misused it.
Something is going on in my mind, it’s mixing up my insides.
A feeling so comfortable, it seems I m in heaven,
The day you came to my life it changes everything
my love for you sends the angels to their knees.
For the past few weeks I’ve worked on this rhyme,
I’m trying to show our love will flout time.
Even God couldn’t send enough words from above,
to really explain that you’re my one and my love for you is true.
There’s millions of reasons why I wish our love to never end,
but simply, you're not only mine, you’re my best friend!
You became a part of my life.. you occupied a very precious place in my life.
And this is why I truly love you.
You mean everything to me..

A Walk To Be Remembered

2009-09-04T07:34:00.000-07:00

When life just seem to be so depressed, deserted and atrocious. It was just the time I was cursing over god. He introduced at a right time a right person. She was ma angel, who just made me as a perfect gentleman. There are only few people who just take a friend how he is…I mean whenever he is doing wrong, instead of just leaving him alone and breaking up the relation , just like that…..Advising them and bringing them back to right track…..She was the one who taught me the valuable lesson.

Dunno whether its human tendency to just criticize bad things alone and forget the good things,…..I still remember that day after a small accident down in ma house having ma rest with an agonizing pain. She just called me for a small walk. At first I was just yelling at her and started for a walk…..I jus realized after I started to hold her hands and started our journey…..Things started to smoothen and the pain had almost gone due to her adorable words,…….World Appeared to be really so beautiful with her company and I started to like everything…..She just woke the kid inside me up…..uh-huh….Ya u read it write. See the entire world around like a kid you will enjoy everything. Be like a kid in heart and take decisions like a matured person….Life seemed to be new when you forget the bad things n start helping someone for their well-being.

I just realized my bad habits and she changed me by a single promise. She meant a lot to me. I respected her that much…….Just made me realize that I was in t lean phase of ma life and made me overcome with ease and comfort. I just got her a bunch of flower from t Bouquet shop n gave it as a sweet memory of such a special walk…..The agony is her life had ended so shortly due to an accident. But she just lives in ma heart forever…..Whenever ma mind thinks bat her, this walk comes n t feeling like how for a hungry baby the milk will be , it feels in the same manner…She just lives in ma eyes forever………

LOVE-WINNER OF HEARTS

2009-09-02T00:51:00.000-07:00

Love-such a sweet word…..There are lots of people who jus get baffled up by this word..It jus means various meaning when used in different context..It is just that syncing feeling..Love misht be impersonal or interpersonal type..A person is jus said to be in love with country,principle,goal and they are so interested and compassionate abt it then it is impersonal love..

Interpersonal love refers to love between humanbeings…Only one thing has got such a powerful control over various religion,people of different originated ones….Unreciprocated love jus means those feelings of love which are not requited…It might exists between friends,family members and couples..It jus results in number of disorders like eratomania..

Whenever we just start talking about love it jus doesnt mean about the love between couples…As i said earlier love between friends and family members too…Love is the one and only universal language i suppose…It jus helps to run the world smoother next to god…I would also like to mention some of the situation which ma small cousin described as love here…..

>My mom had arthritis so she couldnt walk for a long distance..so my father dropped her wherever she went…..eventhough he has got arthritis….now that is love..

>Love is when my mummy makes coffee for ma dad n she takes a sip before she gives to him and makes sure that its ok..

>If u want to love better go and love a person who hates you to the core,,

>Love is when u tell a person that his jacket is gud eventhough its not gud and he wears it everyday for ya…

>Love is when ur puppy licks u in ur face eventhough u ve left it a full day alone without food..

>Love is jus when u ve fight with ur friend for an entire day and atlast jus go hug him n say i jus need u for fighting,.

>Love is jus when ma small cousin is having food and he jus takes a spoon and feeds to me…

Whenever we start the conversation about love there are two frequent words which come along……lust and infactuation,.Lust can be merely said as jus sexual attraction and Infactuation s almost innocence….A state during which we dont know the actuall meaning of it…Love is almost similar to god…It can just make a person from zero to hero and can bring down a hero to zero…It al just depends on the partner whom we get…But one thing is that physical attraction wouldnt last foreva.,…Only the character and inner beauty will be foreva….”Physical beauty is jus like rainbow……It might look attractive…But will disappear suddenly…But character n inner beauty is like sky will be there foreva…Whether its of good or bad sort of nature is secondary”…Every person in the world has a heart.Every heart has a place within that wants only to love and be loved.Let us connect with that place of love in our own heart and in the hear of all around us.let us take a moment now to open to the heart connection we share with all people through love..

Silent Tears

2009-07-31T01:29:00.000-07:00

It simply just like the silent tears which falls from our eyes..

How could you can be so mean towards me.
I promised myself I would not shed tears from my eyes.
Then a silent tear falls from my eye.

I break the promise of mine only for you..
It was all your fault because you made me to fall in your love
What did I do, why did I cry for you?
To make you change your mind, I did everything in this world which was possible for me.
But still you didn’t change your mind, You even didn’t think once before getting mean
Everyday I wait for a single sign but I never receive one,
one sign which can tell your feelings towards me.
Another day comes and goes,
I want to write, but I can't, I know because words are not enough to express my feelings for you.
You said you needed me more than I needed you in this world,
Why would you say that, if you knew it wasn't true?
Why you lied me? when you know this lie can change my life
I started thinking it was truth but it was never a truth it was a lie which you said me.
Why did you say you loved me?
why then you turn around and left me alone in this world?
You know it was you whom I loved but still you did such means thing with me
I love you and want you,
But I know I can't make you love me.
Still now those silent tears shed from my eyes only for you.
It seems my tears are no more value for you.

Have Faith In God.

2009-07-21T07:58:00.000-07:00

You don't have to be Great to Start

But you to have to start to be Great

" Like Hanumanji, become result oriented.

if u cannot recognise sanjeevani deliver the mountain ! "

GOD Is there with me

2009-07-17T06:39:00.000-07:00

Life is clearly a state of point in time having unique processes and finally ends in common processes. So what is the aim of our life within this short span of time? It depends on each individuals, but as an ethnic group we humans are trying to survive, but individually we can't say that we are surviving absolutely, sometimes whatever we do we will fail because of things beyond our control. That is life.

Consider a situation, A group of Scientists from NASA waiting for a space shuttle launch closing their eyes and talking with themselves. What are they doing in disguise? simply we can say it is an element of a group and the reaction is the reflection of the measurement of an ethnic reality. Likewise religion also acting upon humans. Do you think all religious people are theist or atheist? that we can't answer, but you know that all elements in this universe has its own importance and few of them directly dealt with us, for more precisely, the elements for the beginning of life, evolution and our survival. But each elements of this nature or universe has its own importance for the existence of nature in this form, thus it is indirectly supporting our existence by existing as "Nature". So we can feel a positive energy everywhere in this nature. and we are interpreting that positive energy as GOD in different forms.

There are few people named atheists who don't believe in GOD. But the only difference between atheists and theists is that one believe in GOD and other not, whatever it maybe due to any logic or knowledge or faith. But there is probability to see similarities in their believes (except GOD) or in any other rational thoughts or logic or in knowledge or science or experience or anything. but we can't say all atheists are always logical in their life for decision making, but we can say that there are theists who are logical or rational in lot of situations except worship in GOD as it is due to faith. But if his faith doesn't trouble anyone or society or himself then how can you say that it is irrational with respect to something? So he is a logical thinker and rational in all sense except faith, but if his faith is isolated and no consequences or trouble for anyone , we can call that theist a rational thinker. Suppose an intelligent atheist having his appearance similar to his mother and there is no way or observations to prove the identity of his father rather than simply a DNA test. Does he perform a test to prove his father's identity? or do simply believe that he IS his father? i think that majority of atheists will consider the negative side as a probability or chance , but they will blindly believe or show faith in parents without seeking any proof or evidence. The reason maybe that they don't want to confirm whose sperm created him, or don't want to waste time for searching his biological father, or just want true relationship or attachment, whatever it maybe no problem. So we can't say that an Atheist will believe nothing without proof.

Atheists are saying that they does not waste their time on things that don't exist, but actually they are not, they are wasting their valuable time for blaming GOD (whoever) and for reading religious books and saying that God is Unjust, but actually isn't GOD unjust? My answer is that don't blame GOD whoever you're an atheist or theist. GOD maybe beyond our knowledge, we have limitations and gaps in understanding, everything in this universe has its own limitations. Actually this gaps creates religion, various concepts of GOD, theists & atheists, still driving this universe and we are searching the knowledge and the ultimate truth.

So better we should face whatever bad situations in life and try to survive, help others and do good things for mankind. As a human being we can find lot of helpless people in hopeless situation, but do you have any remedy for this? If you got realized that it is happening and it is beyond our control, then you shouldn't waste time for seeking the reason why it is happening, but you should start thinking what you can do in this present Universe for your survival and for others. Do according to your will. So better you don't blame anyone including GOD.

You, me and everything is GOD. He is entire universe, thus omnipresent and we can feel GOD's power or presence everywhere because this scientifically visible universe is existing and all materialistic things has its own unique functions.

GOD is everywhere (Universe), if you don't worship GOD no problem, but you should understand GOD (Acquire knowledge), help GOD (others & existence), and live for GOD (Us). Thus we can say GOD Is there with Me.

Join this community for sharing your philosophies about GOD

God is always there with me..!!

He helps me when i am in trouble,
He give me strength to fight them all.

He corrects me when i am wrong,
He guides me towards my goal.

He is always there when i am left alone,
He is there to replace my tears with smile.

YoU mAy BeLieVe Or MaY nOt BeLIevE On
GoD BuT If EvEr YoU HaVe FeLt HiM ClOsE To
YoU ThEn JoIn ThIS CoMmUnIty.

"Never tell your God that how big your Problems Are,
Tell Your Problems That How Big Your God Is..!!"

I Love Every Word That You Say

2009-06-14T02:38:00.001-07:00

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I Love Every Word That You Say

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I hear them whisper your name,

those mighty winds that blow.
I know that you are close at hand,
the winds just told me so.

The direction from whence they blew,

I am not sure I know.
For only when I hear your name,
am I sure the winds did blow.

Caressing my face with a whisper ...

calling out your name,
the winds of delight entice me.
I will never be the same.

I will follow the singing wind.

where it leads me I do not know.
For the winds that blew you from me ...
will take me where I must go.

Upward into the hills,

calmly across the sea,
Hold on my love, I'm coming ...
The wind has beckoned me.

Free to wander and search this earth,

no matter how far that may be.
Free to follow the whispering wind ...
until it blows me back to thee.

I hear your laughter on the wind.

I try with all my might,
to reach out and touch you
on this windy night.

You must be getting closer

for I feel your whispered love.
I reach out my hand to you,
please find me, my sweet dove.

You grasp my hand in yours

and softly speak my name,
out of the whispering winds
We are together again.....

In A New DIMENSIONS OF LOVE

Best Buddies Contest (Month: June)

2009-06-04T09:41:00.000-07:00

" Friendship Is All About Winning Together "

Friends, Remember this statement as this is going to be the new defination of friendship.... This July Neelam's Community And Moderators of "I Love My Name" Brings for you "BEST BUDDIES CONTEST"

How To Apply ??

(Only For Information, as The Registration is Closed)

● Make A Group Of Exact Four Members (2 gurlz 2 boiz)

●Keep A Name Of Your Group

● Submit A Pic Which Will Represent Your Group

● Submit Profile Links Of All The Team Mates With Their Names

● Further Rules Or Any Changes If Any Will B Brought To Light Later

Teams Selected For The Contest And There Picture

We Wish We Never Broke Up!!

Parates

Rokerzz

CraZy 4

The Dreamerz

Friends Are Da Best

RoadGineERS

We R The RULERS

FRENDSETTERZ

So There Are 9 Teams In the contest Now !! But The Game is not easy... As all of them want to win And prove Orkut That they are the best Buddies !! One Team Will Be Eliminated In Each Round And the team who will overcome all the Hurdles and survive till the end will be The Winner.

If You Wish To Watch And Enjoy The Game
If you Wish To Make a Team And Get WILD CARD ENTRY

Then Visit "I LOVE MY NAME" Community

!! As The Game Is On The Floor Now !!

~ A Wish From God ~

2009-05-29T11:52:00.000-07:00

An Article From Manuj Chhabra

Upset Or Happy, Together Or Alone, Near Or Far,
Everyone of us Think About Him....
Everyone Has Something To Say To Him.........

And He Is No one Else But God

Few American Kids Were Asked To Post There Ideas And Questions To God
I Assure You, You Will Love To Read Them :-)

Ha Ha Ha... How Funny Are Kids... At Times !!

I Tried To Understand This Message.. But failed..
Hope God Understands It LOL !!

This Kid Want God To Solve His Personal Problems...
Lets See What God Will Do For Him !!

So Hope Now You All Know That..
Thomas Edison Was A Thief !! Ha Ha Ha !!

Even I Wont Give Him My Friends :)
If I Get Genie lamp From God...

These Kids Believe On Everything They read...
But I Don't...

Nice Thought...
Have you ever Thought What U Will Become In Your Next Birth??

If You Also Want to See His New Shoes...
Be In Church This Sunday.. Ha Ha Ha

Even I want This To Happen :)
God Please Listen To This Prayer

This Is called Miss-communication :P

But I Find It Easy To Love More Then One G*** At A Time..
Kidding !!

This Robert Appear To Be A Little Terrorist..!!
How Dare he ask God His Nation :O

This Love Is Strange It makes Me Think Of You All The Time :)
LOL.. I Am talking About "Love For God" !!

Really The Mythological Books And Serials Are Really Funny !!

No Comments !!

Good Question ??
Hope You Are Also Waiting For Its Answer !!

Baby Has Grown Big :)

Seriously Its really Sad to Loose Someone...
After Living For Years Together... :(

Seasons Come And Go But I Am Still Waiting For U ...
Only One Question To God..
When Will She Come In my Life??

Giraffe??
Is He Talking About Tall People Like Me ??

This Was Really Funny..!! Ha Ha Ha !!

I Will Like To Answer This :)
Its Just A Trick !! As God Is Everywhere !!

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If You Also Want To Say Something To God
Then.................

Please Post It As Comment In This Article...
Trust Me!! He Will Read Your Message And Reply You !!

Top 10 Most Expensive Accidents in History

2009-05-27T23:16:00.000-07:00

Throughout history, humans have always been prone to accidents. Some, such as the exotic car crashes seen on this page, can be very expensive. But that ' s trivial compared to the truly expensive accidents. An accident is defined as "an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs unintentionally and usually results in harm, injury, damage, or loss". Our aim is to list the top 10 most expensive accidents in the history of the world as measured in dollars.
This includes property damage and expenses incurred related to the accident such as cleanup and industry losses. Many of these accidents involve casualties which obviously cannot be measured in dollar terms. Each life lost is priceless and is not factored into the equation. Deliberate actions such as war or terrorism and natural disasters do not qualify as accidents and therefore are not included in this list.

# 10. Titanic - $150 Million

The sinking of the Titanic is possibly the most famous accident in the world. But it barely makes our list of top 10 most expensive. On April 15, 1912, the Titanic sank on its maiden voyage and was considered to be the most luxurious ocean liner ever built. Over 1,500 people lost their lives when the ship ran into an iceberg and sunk in frigid waters. The ship cost $7 million to build ($150 million in today ' s dollars).

# 9. Tanker Truck vs Bridge - $358 Million

On August 26, 2004, a car collided with a tanker truck containing 32,000 liters of fuel on the Wiehltal Bridge in Germany . The tanker crashed through the guardrail and fell 90 feet off the A4 Autobahn resulting in a huge explosion and fire which destroyed the load-bearing ability of the bridge. Temporary repairs cost $40 million and the cost to replace the bridge is estimated at $318 Million.

# 8. MetroLink Crash - $500 Million

On September 12, 2008, in what was one of the worst train crashes in California history, 25 people were killed when a Metrolink commuter train crashed head-on into a Union Pacific freight train in Los Angeles . It is thought that the Metrolink train may have run through a red signal while the conductor was busy text messaging. Wrongful death lawsuits are expected to cause $500 million in losses for Metrolink.

# 7. B-2 Bomber Crash - $1.4 Billion

Here we have our first billion dollar accident (and we ' re only #7 on the list). This B-2 stealth bomber crashed shortly after taking off from an air base in Guam on February 23, 2008. Investigators blamed distorted data in the flight control computers caused by moisture in the system. This resulted in the aircraft making a sudden nose-up move which made the B-2 stall and crash. This was 1 of only 21 ever built and was the most expensive aviation accident in history. Both pilots were able to eject to safety.

# 6. Exxon Valdez - $2.5 Billion
The Exxon Valdez oil spill was not a large one in relation to the world ' s biggest oil spills, but it was a costly one due to the remote location of Prince William Sound (accessible only by helicopter and boat). On March 24, 1989, 10.8 million gallons of oil was spilled when the ship ' s master, Joseph Hazelwood, left the controls and the ship crashed into a Reef. The cleanup cost Exxon $2.5 billion.

# 5. Piper Alpha Oil Rig - $3.4 Billion
The world ' s worst off-shore oil disaster. At one time, it was the world ' s single largest oil producer, spewing out 317,000 barrels of oil per day. On July 6, 1988, as part of routine maintenance, technicians removed and checked safety valves which were essential in preventing dangerous build-up of liquid gas. There were 100 identical safety valves which were checked. Unfortunately, the technicians made a mistake and forgot to replace one of them. At 10 PM that same night, a technician pressed a start button for the liquid gas pumps and the world ' s most expensive oil rig accident was set in motion.
Within 2 hours, the 300 foot platform was engulfed in flames. It eventually collapsed, killing 167 workers and resulting in $3.4 Billion in damages.

# 4. Challenger Explosion - $5.5 Billion
The Space Shuttle Challenger was destroyed 73 seconds after takeoff due on January 28, 1986 due to a faulty O-ring. It failed to seal one of the joints, allowing pressurized gas to reach the outside. This in turn caused the external tank to dump its payload of liquid hydrogen causing a massive explosion. The cost of replacing the Space Shuttle was $2 billion in 1986 ($4.5 billion in today ' s dollars). The cost of investigation, problem correction, and replacement of lost equipment cost $450 million from 1986-1987 ($1 Billion in today ' s dollars).

# 3. Prestige Oil Spill - $12 Billion
On November 13, 2002, the Prestige oil tanker was carrying 77,000 tons of heavy fuel oil when one of its twelve tanks burst during a storm off Galicia , Spain . Fearing that the ship would sink, the captain called for help from Spanish rescue workers, expecting them to take the ship into harbour. However, pressure from local authorities forced the captain to steer the ship away from the coast. The captain tried to get help from the French and Portuguese authorities, but they too ordered the ship away from their shores. The storm eventually took its toll on the ship resulting in the tanker splitting in half and releasing 20 million gallons oil into the sea.
According to a report by the Pontevedra Economist Board, the total cleanup cost $12 billion.

# 2. Space Shuttle Columbia - $13 Billion

The Space Shuttle Columbia was the first space worthy shuttle in NASA ' s orbital fleet. It was destroyed during re-entry over Texas on February 1, 2003 after a hole was punctured in one of the wings during launch 16 days earlier. The original cost of the shuttle was $2 Billion in 1978. That comes out to $6.3 Billion in today ' s dollars. $500 million was spent on the investigation, making it the costliest aircraft accident investigation in history. The search and recovery of debris cost $300 million.
In the end, the total cost of the accident (not including replacement of the shuttle) came out to $13 Billion according to the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics.

INDIAN POLITICS

2009-05-27T08:15:00.000-07:00

An Important Issue: MUST READ

 
  Politics is not a SERVICE anymore but a PROFESSION!!!

An Important Issue! 

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP) 

Monthly Salary : Rs. 12,000/- 

Expense for Constitution per month : Rs. 10,000/-

Office expenditure per month : Rs. 14,000/- 

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : Rs. 48,000/-

(eg. For a visit from South India to Delhi & return : 6000 km) 

Daily DA TA during parliament meets : Rs. 500/day 

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)  
(All over India )   

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P..A.)   

Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free.

Electricity   costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units.

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1, 70,000 calls.. 

TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year :  Rs.32, 00,000/-

[i.e. 2.66 lakh/month] 
TOTAL expense for 5 years :   Rs. 1, 60, 00,000/- 

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years : 
Rs. 8,54,40,00,000/-
(Nearly 855 crores)

AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES.....

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.........
And this is the present condition of our country :

855 crores could make their lives livable!!
Think of the great democracy we have…

U, Me And Love

2009-05-19T10:03:00.000-07:00

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●๋•Love Is Not Always Easy•๋

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I exist now dreaming in reality,
shades of deep reds and grays,

Evolving at the speed of light

As my third eye sees all,
I bring my fingers to my lips
and time stops........

I taste you.

I ponder you and wallow in the....
memory of your scent and way.

How you called me baby

The way you made me laugh

The way you touched my heart and made me believe

Unable to stop, it seems too wonderful,

but in the end there is not much but pain.

I allow this for some time, then I awake

and know that I am alive and the possibilities are endless.

Wanting you to taste my soul

and undeniably know that I am the one

and we are one to conquer happiness together,

unimaginably, the way you knew that we could

and will if you say one word,

Yes!

Your fear. Your ego. Your pride.

They protect and also hurt you,

keeping you from what is rightfully yours,

Love.

If I had your heart again?

Oh, the way I would touch it, nurture it

and protect it

My most sacred gift

God wants what I want,

he trusts me and knows my light is pure as he does you.

Say the word once.

The heavens will open up
and the angels will sing in our praise

Because we chose.

Please don't be afraid, I am always here for you.

I Love You...........

Love is not always easy..

Its hard to be in someone's life..

Its hard to love a person for your hole life.

Its not a matter of word

Its all about feelings which you have to live with..

Lost in The Ashes Of Time

2009-05-19T07:18:00.000-07:00

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Lost in The Ashes Of Time

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Lost in a world that scares me to death,
lost in a crowd i'm losing my breath ...
In each n every moments of my so called life..
i had been lost as a kid even i have been lost as an adult

i feel everything is falling apart
and its no one else fault expect me...
i m lost as a person n i cant find my way out,
i m da one who is leading alone lost in life of everyday,
lost in worry, emotions..

Who am i..what am i doing?

I've lived a lie, lost to kindness of the world..,
lost to love of ppls.., lost in the night sky,
like a lonely dove, lost in thought,
which i shouldn't do, it wounds me up,

i can't get through all my emotions.,
lost to comfort of all kinds words which i heard..,
lost to advice that isn't heard by ppls..,
lost to those ppls who really cares?

All these people always are there
but i am lost in my thought,

lost in Me, i need a break to think..
to find out my way.., to be known in dis world..
i need to come out from this lost world..,
lost in wonder, which road should i take n which i shouldn't..

I Am Confused Hence I Am Lost..?

lost in a place The place which is unknown to me.,
Where am i.? there is no one to tell..

To help me to find out my way.
i m alone, i m lost.., lost here, all alone to break these walls,
lost in mind, lost in soul, lost memories, there just a hole,
lost my family, lost my place.. lost everything.

Even Lost My Hopes To Live..

i lost from dis world i m lost..,
still yet, i'm full of hate,
lost in boredom think i'll leave,
there is a lot in life i need to achieve!
But i m lost those hopes to achieve my life..
I m lost i just need you to find me
the way of been known n to get out from this lost world..

I m lost in the ashes of time..
which Is never going to return back...

10 things God won't ask

2009-05-18T06:02:00.000-07:00

~ Love Story Of A Blind Girl ~

2009-04-26T08:46:00.000-07:00

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, She would marry her boyfriend.There was So many reason why she wanted to watch this beautiful world and one of the Major reason was she wanted to See his love.

Her boyfriend has given advertisement in various news paper, invested lot of money in finding someone who can donate her Two eyes And One day, Someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see Everything, Yes, Everything Including her Boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her,

“Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?”

The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was Blind too, and refused to marry him. She was happy to see herself in mirror and she realized that she deserve someone better then this Blind man (Her Lover)

Her boyfriend walked away in Tears, and later wrote a Letter to her saying.

“JUST TAKE CARE OF MY EYES PLEASE.”

So now you know that he donated his eyes to her love so that see can see the beauty of this world and Marry him. This is how humans change when their status changes. Only few remember what life was before, and who has always been there in the most painful situations.

That Boy Cried And Left Her Alone as he was knowing that she will never understand the value of his love and even if she returns back then the reason will not be love but a Sympathy..

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Everyone thinks Boys can take all the pain and "BOYS NEVER CRY" but trust me this is not the truth as "Boys Cry Silent Tears"....

Boys Cry Silent Tears !!

If you Liked the story and agree to the fact that "Boys Cry Silent Tears"

then Join The Above Community On Orkut...

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'Helping hands are better than Praying Lips'

2009-04-23T03:56:00.000-07:00

Not Liking The Food That You have Daily ???
So Come Lets Party With Neelam's Community...........

NO??? Ok........

Pasta? NO???

How about Taco?

Not in Taco Mood Today? =( OK

Want to Try this Mexican Food ???

NO Again? :O No probs..

We Have More Choice..

Hmmmmmmm.. Chinise ???????

Burgersssssss ????????

Ok.. Lets Try Indian..

South Indian Food? Naaaaa???

North Indian?

Junk Food Mood? =)

The Choice We Have Is ENDLESS........ Tiffin ?

Non-Veg?

Large Quantity?

Or Just some Bites of Chicken?

You can have any of these... or try out little from all... =)

But...

They have No Choice..

They just need some food to survive..

Think of them next time you Throw the Cafeteria Food

saying, its not tasty !!

Think of them next time you Leave a Roti on your plate...

Respect Food As There Are many Who Don't Get Food To Eat...

Please DO NOT WASTE FOOD If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted , don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.

Thanks And Regards
Tarun Sharma

funnny facts

2009-04-22T00:19:00.000-07:00

Customer Care in 2010

Customer Care in 2010
Operator : 'Thank you for calling Shanti Sagar Fast Food. May I have your...'
Customer: 'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator : 'Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?'
Customer: 'It's aah..., hold on...... 889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator : 'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 1715B, 18th Cross Malleswaram. Your home number is 23440946, your office 56452302 and your mobile is 9823426625. You are now calling from your mobile now, Sir?'
Customer: 'How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : 'We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza....'
Operator : 'That's not a good idea Sir'Customer: 'How come?'Operator : 'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer: 'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator : 'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer: 'How do you know for sure?'
Operator : 'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week Sir'Customer: 'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?'
Operator : 'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 999.99'
Customer: 'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator : 'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 39,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer: 'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives'
Operator : 'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer: 'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter...'
Customer: ' What!'
Operator : 'According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number KA 04 X 1123...'Customer: ' ????'Operator : 'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer: 'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?'Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... '
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : 'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1997 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?'
Customer: [Faints]

A funny letter with shocking news

A funny letter with shocking news
Now here is a shocking as well as funny letter. This is the art of delivering shocking news
.A girl writes a letter to her mother. Dear Mom,I know I haven't written for three months, but I have been very busy and I've been having a very exciting time. Actually, I'm just back from the hospital, where I had spent a fortnight about two months ago. It was nothing, really - just a concussion on the back of my head, a broken leg and a ! hairline fracture, that I got while jumping out of the second floor of my hostel when it caught fire. In fact, I can now stand all by myself without crutches, and can almost see everything perfectly, except for a slight blur.But don't worry. The doctor says there is a good chance of me walking on my own again. Actually,it could have been worse, if not for that nice chai-walla who saw me lying there in a dead faint and rushed me to hospital.He was very helpful, really, and came to see me everyday in the hospital. Now that I am out of hospital, I had nowhere to go, as the hostel is still under construction. So when he suggested that I move in with him in his hut,I thought it was very kind of him, and agreed. We are very much in love now,and I am sure that you and Dad will surely like him and accept him in the family. I am sure the minor matter that he is fourteen years older than me and that he is of a different caste and religion, will not matter at all to broad-minded parents like you...He may be illiterate and poor, but he has a heart of gold - really, Mom, you should see how he cares for both of us - me and his wife, that is. She is quite sweet too, and so are her three children; so there is absolutely no problem. You must be wondering how you and Dad got informed so late. Don't get angry, Mom. We just didn't have the time. You see, we decided to get married only recently since we thought it would be unfair to let our baby into the world without a proper surname..Yes, Mom, you are going to be a grandmother! Congratulations! I am sure you and Dad are delighted, and will come to visit us in his village in Mizoram after we shift there next week. OK Mom. All this did not really happen. There was no fire, no fracture, no bigamous chai-walla and no illegitimate pregnancy. But I did flunk in my Mathematics exam, and I wanted you to view this problem in the right perspective.
Your Darling Daughter

Some Tips To Be Happy

7 Habbits of highly successful people

1.Make money
2.Make some more money
3.Make lots more money
4.Make even more money
5.Keep making money
6.Don't stop making money
7.Repeat steps 1 to 7

Have A Nice Day

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVEATTITUDE :
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it "Boss "
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
Side effects of alcohol and remedies
Side effects of alcohol ... And remedies!!!
1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring theDrink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights
.Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
7 . Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

Cruel Cruel World

Cruel cruel world
When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" herBut when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"how cruel this World Is ..

Why God made Mother ??

2009-04-21T07:42:00.000-07:00

God Has Blessed men with Strength and Power And made female beautiful and Loving...

But When He Made God He Made an Exception. Yes, A Mother Is stronger then a male too when her child is in trouble...

Have you ever thought that if god is there to look after us then Why did he Made Mother??

Go through the Pictures below and you will get your answer...

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A playful child went down to play on the ground and became prey of a dog and the helpless mother cannot do anything but just feel upset.

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Mother came down the tree without thinking about her life to battle the dog to save her child

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Dog tried to run away with his prey but mother did not give up.

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Mother's Strength and love finally won the battle and she successfully saved her child

Hope now you have got your answer that Why God Created Mother??

"God cannot be everywhere so he created mother"

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Our mother is the living god and thus she can save you from every trouble, she knows everything that is going to happen in future...

WHAT?? she knows everything.....??

Yes She knows everything so...

"When Mother Speaks, It Happens...."

FOR EXAMPLE:-

"Son Carry A Umbrella It May Rain." But You Just Move Away From Home Without A Umbrella As It Was A Sunny Day...

But Suddenly You Find Sun Hide Itself Behind Black Clouds.. And It Starts Raining... =O

There Is A Neelam's Community Where we discuss this unique quality of our dear Mother and the name of the community is "When Mother Speaks, It Happens...." (click the below link to visit the community)

When Mother Speaks, It Happens

If you love your mother then please post your feelings for your loving mother as Comment in this post... Your Every comment will Add a Extra Year in your Mother's Life =)

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~ I LOVE MY MOTHER ~

2009-04-17T01:32:00.000-07:00

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~ I LOVE MY MOTHER ~

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When I started to break

You glued me together

I began to suffer through pain

and you were the one who heal all my pains

I began to ignore all the rain

those rains which used to made me happy

but life began to tremble with a problem after another

I was the one who alone face all the problems.

you scared me with blood

and hurt me with tears

its no lie

I do wish I can die

but I know death is not the solution to everything I hear

I know you will be better

and I know I can wait

but if your not wanting this

stop giving me this race!

I can stop at the red light

but life goes green

can I get a speeding ticket

When my life turns grey

help me to be the only color

help me to escape from grey

no more rain no more tears.

let my world fly out of here!

But still i cannot forget those days

which i enjoyed with you

You had been a part of my life.

and you are the one who left me alone in this world

Its hell without you

I wish I could spend more time with you

I wish i could see you again..

I want all does tears and pains back

I want you back

You are everything to me.

You are my mother..

And i will love you till my last breathe.

I will miss you.

This Poem Is Written By The Poet After He/she Lost His/her Mother

May God Bless Our Mother With Good Health...

Please Post A Comment And Express Your Love For Your Mother !!

Eyes Never Lie!!

2009-04-16T08:35:00.001-07:00

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Eyes Never Lie!!

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I'm standing here where you left me behind

jaded and lost in the sorrow of the naked truth

you tell me you love me but your eyes can never lie me

it tell each and everything which you never told me

it express all your feelings for me..

I read you like a cheap drugstore novel

And I have got him on my mind

if i should meet him someday,

i'd ask him what it's like

to be living in my life

cause it must be damn nice

You stole my heart and tattered my soul

and i dont know why you stay around

when your lies only bring me down

i can read your eyes..

it tells that you don't love me as much as i do..

Tell me this is a bad dream

because without you its not a life..

it is hell without you.

Please Say that i can't lose you

and ill be awake soon..

But Sad As I Know Its True

I cried for the moon

i know eyes never lies..

it tells the truth..

and the truth is that i lost you..

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Eyes Don't Always give you Sad News,

Like It Did In This Poem...

Sometime This Eyes Also also expresses that love,

which you kept hidden from years.... =)

Please Post Comments Below If You Have Some Thing To Share

♥ Life is Hell WithOut You ♥

2009-04-15T22:51:00.000-07:00

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♥ Life is Hell WithOut You ♥

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My tears are flowing for you

As my mind speculate and heart beats

My body is nothing without you

And as the wetness of my cheek are beginning to dry

And my feelings wane and try to overlook

I feel like nothing without you

The bangs within my chest were real,

Something that no one will ever whip

When there is nothing without you

But as I try to forget you more and more

My body grows weaker and begins to wear

Mind floats, rises to react

I know I'm nothing without you...

My life is hell without you..